Bracelet Humor

A woman sees a beautiful bracelet in a jewelry store window.
Not having the money to purchase the item, but desperately
longing for it, she enters and speaks to the clerk.

"If I were to give you a small deposit for this item, could
you possibly hold it for me?"

"Certainly," replies the clerk. "For how long shall we hold
the item?

"Until my husband does something unforgivable."