Friday, September 28, 2012
Two guys were fishing on a river. One catches the biggest catfish either one had ever seen. He says to his buddy, "We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again." His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big 'X' on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. "You idiot! What if we bring another boat next time?"
Monday, September 10, 2012
Late one night, an airhead saw a sign on an office building. It said: "Press bell for night watchman." So the airhead pressed the bell. After several minutes the night watchman could be heard clomping down the stairs. He unlocked the gate, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door. "Well," he snarled at the airhead, "what do you want?" "I just wanted to know why you can't press the bell yourself."