Ways to Confuse Santa

~ Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime." ~ Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. ~ Leave Santa a note explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. ~ Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill. ~ Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.