Heaven Humor

A Sunday school teacher asked her class of 5 and 6 year old students the following questions: "lf I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would l get in to heaven? "

All the children answered, "NO!"

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get in to heaven?"

Again their response was ''NO!''

She then continued, then how can l get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted, "I know, I know. You gotta be dead!''