Age Humor

You know you're getting old when...

* All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
* It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
* Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
* People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"
* The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
* When happy hour is a nap.
* You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.
* You and your teeth don't sleep together.