Church Humor

Steve was coming out of church after the Christmas service, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

The preacher grabbed Steve by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

Steve replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"

Steve whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.”