Elevator Humor

A man from the back mountains found himself one day in a large city, and many things there were completely new to him. He stood outside an elevator and was fascinated with this amazing technological wonder.

He watched as an old, haggard woman hobbled on, and the doors closed. A few minutes later the doors opened and a young, attractive woman marched smartly off.

The father then hollered to his youngest son, "Billy, go get mother."