Monday, October 26, 2009

Telephone Humor

A girl called directory assistance to get her boyfriend's new telephone number. She then dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" she asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," she said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, she dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" she exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

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