God's Timing Humor

A man once asked God, “Lord, how long is a thousand years to you?” And the Lord replied, “My child, they are as a second.”

And the man asked, “Lord how much is a million dollars to you?” And the Lord replied, “My child, it is just as a penny.”

So the man asked, “Lord can I have a penny?” And the Lord replied, “Yes my child… In just a second.”