A man got into a cab and as they were driving down the street he thought of something to add to his directions so he reached up and tapped the driver on the shoulder.
The driver jumped two feet in the air, lost control of the cab, it careened through traffic and came to stop on the sidewalk two inches from a plate glass window.
The passenger said "Gee, I'm sorry. I had no idea that a simple tap on the shoulder would affect you that way."
The driver replied "No, it's totally my fault. This is my first week driving a cab. I was a hearse driver for the past 25 years."
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