Top Handy Answers to Almost Every Question

TOP HANDY ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION

~ Trust me. I do this all the time.

~ Oh, I was absent that day.

~ Gee, I mailed it yesterday. It should be there by the end of the week.

~ That? I had it done when I was in boot camp / college / love - stupid, huh?

~ I don't know, I've just always had a way with people / animals / machines.

~ Hmmm, can you spell that?

~ I don't think I'm ready to make that kind of a commitment.

AND THE NUMBER ONE HANDY ANSWER to ALMOST EVERY QUESTION?

~ No.