Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria......................... Back door to the cafeteria
Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die
Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize........................ Made eye contact with her
Colic................................ A sheep dog
Coma.............................. A punctuation mark
Dilate.............................. To live long
Enema........................... Not a friend
Fester............................. Quicker than someone else
Fibula............................. A small lie
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid............................ A higher offer
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................. I knew it
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............... A letter carrier
Recovery Room............. Place to do upholstery
Secretion...................... Hiding something
Seizure.......................... Roman emperor
Tablet............................ A small table
Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................... One plus one more
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out
Monday, September 12, 2011
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