Golf Quotes

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top.
-- Pete Dye

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
-- Hank Aaron

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.
-- Paul Harvey

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
-- Al Boliska

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
-- Billy Graham

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
-- Ben Hogan

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
-- Chuck Hogan

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
-- Jack Lemmon

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
-- Mark Twain

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
-- Woodrow Wilson

They call it "golf" because all the other four-letter words were taken.
-- Raymond Floyd