Expectancy Humor

Three men sat hopefully and expectantly in the hospital waiting room. A nurse from the maternity wing entered the room. She said to the first man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s a wonderful coincidence,” he exclaimed. “I’m a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

Then the nurse addressed the second man: “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets.” “Wow!” said the new father, “another wonderful coincidence. I work for the 3M Company.” The third man jumped to his feet. “I’m leaving,” he said. “I work for 7UP!”